Jessi (golden_purple18) wrote,
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A sims post, finally!

Last time, Elena played the piano constantly, but grew up hot, so it was okay. There were lots of kids.

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Warnings: TOO MANY CHILDREN OMG, serious favouritism, everyone passes out, hot wet naked guy torso...


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Still a fully functional, healthy family, as you can see.

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And, surprisingly enough, Elena rolled romance. So, it’s time for her to get a date.

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Elena: You…get me…date?
Matchmaker: *smile smile* Sure honey. This is going to be a long day.

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*Twilight Zone Theme*

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No. Why? She’s not blinking. Her eyes are just like that.

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Let’s try again.

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Pretty, but way too old for you, El. Sorry.

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Xavier: I’m going to be just as good as Elena!
Good luck on that, kid.

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Mia, however, is still a geek.

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Best Daddy Ever

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Yeah. No.

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Apparently Harlequin novels are the reading material of choice. *headdesk*

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So, we go to town and meet Hemat here. He’ll do.

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Smustle tiem!

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Awwwww

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Elena: I like chocolate banana milkshakes!
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Hemat: Oh ew.

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But she’s hot, so it’s okay.

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Aren’t you a little young to be drinking, Missy?

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Elena: Shwuddap. I’m fwine.

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Hemat: She’s insane!
You’re just figuring this out?

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Elena, are you a virgin?
Elena: I will hurt you.

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Just don’t get pregnant, kay?

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She takes him home! Ooh la la!

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Vat is dis?

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You do realize that is your parents’ bed, right?
Elena: La la la, I’m not listening!

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YOUR PARENTS’ BED!
Elena: Still not listening!

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*headdesk repeatedly*
YOUR PARENTS! THEY’LL- …shit.

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They don’t care, though.

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*headdesk repeatedly* What, have you turned into rabbits?

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She lets him sleep in the bed. Elena, I am starting to think I overestimated your intelligence.

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Mia, have you been drinking too?

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Oooh, it’s time for Ryo to grow up!

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Guess who’s been stealing her little sister’s alcohol again?

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OMG SO CUTE

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EXCUSE ME I’M HAVING A SQUEE MOMENT

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Hemat: Ack…I…El…Can’t…Breathe…Argh…
Demon Girlfriend Elena: Oh, shut up, you’re fine.
Tough love.

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*headdesk*

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And he comes by and leaves roses for her! Omg! So sweet!

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She’s breast feeding here. I’m hoping it will make the children more intelligent.

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See, they can get along.

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All Day, Everyday. Except when she’s having sex with her boyfriend.


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She discovers the roses, and is appropriately…

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Unmoved. *headdesk*

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She got a scholarship (her creativity was completely full), and ordered groceries for her family.

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And then it was time to go off to college!

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One last shot of how gorgeous she is.

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Daniel: WAIT!

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Daniel: I love you! Have fun! Don’t get too drunk and use protection! Study hard! Remember to eat between practice sessions! Goodby-
Aaaaaaand she’s gone. But I’m left loving how good of a Dad Daniel is…AGAIN.

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Daniel: *plays the piano in her memory like she died or something*

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Mia: Oh, good, she’s off the computer.

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Xavier: *stole Mia’s alcohol when she wasn’t looking*

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It haz a flavour.

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They both wanted to bathe their children. At the same time. So they just stood there and stared at each other while the kids fell asleep. *headdesk*

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Birthday Tiem. That’s one of the twin babies.

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He’s kinda cute.

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That’s the other one. (Their names are Jacob and Timothy but I can’t tell the difference between them.)

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Yay confetti!

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He’s cute too. Kinda dorky looking, but he’ll grow into it.

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Alexander (the cute little Justin Timberlake, remember?) growing up.

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OMFG.

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Gadget: Nom nom nom.
The cake is a lie, you know.
Gadget: BLASPHEMY!

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That was supposed to be for the kids, but okay.

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Please don’t be pregnant again.

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Alexander: So, Dad, I think it’s time you tell me how babies are made.
Daniel: DEAR GOD NO!

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Alexander: I’m an astronaut!
Okay kid, you’re my new favourite.

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Ryo: No…I’M the astronaut!
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Ryo: Heh. I’m so cool.
Yeah, you are. But you can’t be heir. Sorry dude.

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Yes, R2D2 is a FUCKING TV. I WANT ONE.

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Gadget, what did I tell you about the cake being a lie?
Gadget: Shun the non-believer. Shunnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Sims says she’s fat. Seriously. This is “fat”. Meanwhile the guys get pot bellies if they’re fat. Whut?

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Kill it. Kill it with fire.

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Alexander before.

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Alexander after. (I really wanted to try the new makeup I found. >.> Don’t look at me like that.)

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Guess who ELSE has been into the booze?

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Xavier: There’s an alien sleeping in your bed.
Sarah: That’s your brother. Go away.

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Xavier: Did he come here in a spaceship?!
Sarah: I said go away!

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She loves walking around in her underwear for some odd reason. *headdesk*

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Ryo: MIAAAAA!

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Mia: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. :D
Ryo: DO NOT WANT! D:
Another brother turned gay by Mia’s perviness.


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I’m not even sure why I took this shot, but it’s…interesting.

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Xavier: Playtiem!
Alexander: DO NOT WANT. D:
Sorry Xavier, this one’s NOT gay, for once.

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Family study tiem!
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Daniel: Oh yeah, playing chess by myself, I’m cool.

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Sarah: I’M HAPPY AND I DON’T KNOW WHY!
Drugs?

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Oh, fuck.

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I’m going to move you two to separate rooms if you keep this up.

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Alexander: OMG I GOT AN A+ YAY
So my favourite.


The heir candidates, a study.
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Xavier. Brown hair, dad’s eyes, tan skin. Twin brother of Mia. Eldest. Gay.

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Alexander. Brown hair, dad’s eyes, light skin. Gothy. Complete stoner. Born after Xavier and Mia. So far straight. Also Jessi’s favourite.

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Mia. Brown hair, dad’s eyes, light (?) skin. Twin sister of Xavier. Pervert. Geek. Second Eldest. Really pretty. Looks a lot like her mother. So far straight.

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The cat’s go off to try to make kittens.

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This is fun.

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But unsuccessful.

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Sarah is REALLY PREGNANT. (Please no more twins please no more twins please no more twins)

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HE HAS FLAIR! (If you don’t get it, sucks for you)

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So, someone mentioned the interesting way that the children have parties (ie, don’t.). I decided to remedy this in the Mega Birthday!

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Yes, SIX CAKES.

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It’s time!

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Timothy and Jacob are kids, the rest are teens.

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Mia: I AM SO AWESOME.

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Xavier: DIAF.

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Alexander: Do I hear squeeing from the sim goddess?

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Ryo: Hey guys!

END UPDATE

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Ryo: HEY GUYS~ IT’S HEIR TIEM!

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Alexander: Tell you what! You vote for me, you’ll get to see more of this:

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*drool*

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Xavier: Vote for me and…there will have to be Mpreg? What? What kind of script is that?! I don’t want babies! I’m a fucking romance sim! A GAY one! WTF! ARGH THE RA-
Cut.

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Mia: Dude. Who stole my booze?

Now, because so many of the kids never got the chance, I’m also giving you the opportunity to bring someone else back home with the heir!

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Either Ryo (who is awesome).

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Or Elena (who is even more awesome)

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And her BF can come too (like his makeover? :o)


Poll #1335508 Heir Poll #1

Who should be heir? (meaning they move back into the house, get followed, have babies, etc)

Xavier
1(7.1%)
Mia
7(50.0%)
Alexander
6(42.9%)

Who should move back in with them?

Elena (and her boyfriend)
11(84.6%)
Ryo (alone)
0(0.0%)
Ryo (with Elena's boyfriend - they flirt a lot)
2(15.4%)


Next Up:
NEXT HEIR YAY!

Also, a note: I have a big huge list of names to use, but, any requested names (either in the comments or the poll) get bolded, so I use them first! Request some names!
Tags: heir poll, sims stories, the wheller legacy
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