Jessi (golden_purple18) wrote,
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Siiiiiiims <3

Last time, Anna Marie had a beautiful baby boy named Devon. He grew into a toddler, and when we left, he was a child. Jeff also got abducted by aliens, and was impregnated! He had a half-alien baby girl.

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Warnings: 73 pictures, swearing


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Babies are like stinky bottles. They belong on the kitchen floor. So that's where Charlotte goes.

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Devon, of course, still hasn't forgotten his one true love, and he plays and plays and plays all by himself, all day, every day.

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How to spot a Family Sim for beginners: They cuddle babies they have no relation to, just because it's a BABY!

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Devon, in between being a total loner, always does all the work. Including putting away the groceries. I think, if he could, he would pay the bills.

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But he always comes back to his room. :(

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Oh, and look, it's Daddy, with the dorky Thinking Cap! Smexy.

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He still hasn't learned.

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Quickly enough, Charlotte grows up, and so does Devon.

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Devon is totally gorgeous.

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AND OMG SO IS CHARLOTTE!

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Charlotte: Hi Daddy! <3

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Jeff, finally a little less obessed with being abducted by aliens, immediately gets to work on teaching Charlotte how to walk.

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Devon has more important things to worry about. For example, getting laid. Teenagers <3

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This first girl is promising, and very pretty.

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Unfortunately, she thinks he's the most boring thing on the face of the earth. Can't account for taste, I guess.

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Jeff is much more sucessful, and in no time, Charlotte can walk.

Note Devon in the background. Dancing. Alone.

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He decides that since girls suck, maybe he can find answers in books. Because that totally always works. Anyway, we at least get some Thinking Cap fun out of it. <3

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Cue this chick showing up. Her name is Daisy, and she is Very Important.

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She loves to play night time hacky sack.

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And also to...go on dates with teenagers, apparently. Sorry, babe, you'll have to wait a couple of years.


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Pillow fights, however, are totally okay.

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Keep in mind, Devon learned everything from his mom and dad, who...well, punch each other in the arm for fun.

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As it turns out, bored!girl is a total stalker.

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Devon: To eat, or not to eat, that is the question.
Nanny: Just shut up and eat your grilled cheese, you whiny little bitch.

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The sink is always breaking. Also, in the mirror, stalker!chick has Charlotte. O_O

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Nanny: Get yo stalker hands off mah baby, bitch!

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Jeff is angry at the sink, the nanny is amused, and Anna Marie is deeply concerned. THIS CANNOT GO WELL.

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But who cares, 'cause dude. Aliens.

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There's another stalker in the house, too, and it's Anna Marie. She's obsessed, and not just about her husband and his alien fixation, either.

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She also has to watch her son read.

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Oh, and apparently? All that reading paid off, because someone has a new love interest: BJ. (Snicker.)

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Seriously. Leave the damn kid alone to do his homework.

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...Ahem. Homework. Right.

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Honestly, though, they're really very cute together.

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Even alien toddlers have to grow up, and Devon wanted to do it, 'cause he's awesome like that.

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And. She. Is. So. Cute.

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Charlotte and Devon get along way better than a brother and sister have any right to.

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Of course, Devon and BJ get along too.

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Enough to have their first kiss together, even. <3

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...And then there is the amazingly romantic punching.

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Stalker!mom alert!

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I think Devon's just happy to not be an only child anymore. He was so lonely!

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Jeff: So you're going on a date with my son, eh? >:|

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Jeff: Haha, cool, have fun! :D

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Charlotte is perplexed by the EZ Bake Oven, because it's not so EZ at all.

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But hey, she got a burnt muffin out of it, so woohoo!

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Gay teen dancing <3

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Charlotte is determined.

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VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY (one for each muffin) determined.

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And Jeff still fixes everything. All the time.

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Run, Charlotte, run!

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Devon with all his smexiness, goin' off to Hogwarts. (Only not really.)

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OH HEY LOOK IT'S BRANDI BROKE!

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Charlotte: I'm a zombie dinosaur alien, rawr!

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Charlotte: Just kidding, only an alien.

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Charlotte: I'm gonna getchu!

Devon, you're right to be scared. She's way too pretty, she has to be evil.

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Meanwhile, in another part of the house, Jeff has a serious issue with this guy. I think it's Mr. Goth, and they like...loathe each other. o_O

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In this picture: A Thinking Cap, a burnt muffin, and something new to the playroom! Music, my friends!

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My theory? The aliens came back for Jeff and got her this time. Or, she was just being fucking stupid. You know. Same deal.

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At least you didn't get impregnated, chickie-dee.

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SO MUCH HATE! :(

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Random Mohawk Dude: Oh hey, guys! Why are you fighting, guys? You should stop that, guys. ...Guys?

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Jeff: So long, sucka.

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And apparently, Devon wants to be abducted too. Little asshole.

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OH HEY IT'S MCBITCH!

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Charlotte: So, how's space travel coming?

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McBitch: With the way things are going, by the time you're my age, we may have sent something to Saturn!

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Charlotte: Haha, you guys suck. I'm from Saturn.

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Charlotte also can, apparently, fly. And seems perfectly okay with this.

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Time for a birthday!

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Guess who's gorgeous?

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And actually, guess who's going straight to college? Oh yes. That would be the cute girl in the short skirt. And don't worry, Devon is going too.

Next Up:
COLLEGE!
Dating!
Marriage!
Fun tiems <3

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